Another icon from the Monastery Garden

Gnome came across this obscure pagan statue in the botanical garden at Lluc monastery in Mallorca. Would you believe that the monks would have sunk to this level ? A dame of a different sort - keeping the demons out of the woods. I need one immediately for the allotment !

Volunteers welcome to translate the notice board, my Catalan (and Majorquese) is so bad I cannot understand much at all.